We went back to Middlesbrough again, so mum and dad could visit family and childhood haunts.

They left me in the hotel room all weekend.

I’m not a happy bear. I didn’t get any fresh air. I wasn’t invited to go swimming. I only got fed biscuits. Although, I must say, they were rather nice. But Miles got more than me, which isn’t right. And he never offered me any of his.

I was glad to go home.